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They price the weekend.
We supply it.

New stock tokens can't be created on weekends, so they spike. Offmint sells into the spike in steps above Friday's price and buys back on Monday.

HIMS29–31 Aug 2026
Minting on
Token price
$32.53
Peak over Friday's price
+317.6%
Offmint's sell steps, sold through at (UTC)
  • +8–12%Sat 06:02
  • +15–22%Sun 22:10
  • +25–35%Sun 22:32
  • +40–55%Sun 22:32
4/4 sell steps reached. 15-min candles from every swap on the deepest hook-free HIMS/USDG Uniswap v4 pool, Robinhood Chain mainnet. Reference $29.87 is the pool price at Fri 20:00 UTC (NYSE close $28.84).
until minting turns off (updating)
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Weekend window Sat 00:00 → Mon 00:00 UTC (SessionClock)
largest weekend premium in our screen
+317.6%HIMS
Weekend screen, every swap (HIMS, 2026-08-29); simulated vault numbers are separate
new listings in the vulnerable window now (updating)
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Live: detector basket (no Chainlink feed, pool ≤ 30 days, ≥ $10,000 liquidity)
verified live premiums right now (updating)
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Live: pool price vs Robinhood's quote, passing every quality check (TVL, depth, fresh swaps, tight quote, GeckoTerminal agrees)
  • MSTR+166.5%
  • QUBT+127.1%
  • GLXY+86.5%
  • RDDT+72.5%
  • LMT+53.5%
  • HIMS+47.0%
  • DJT+38.5%
  • RCAT+28.8%

Largest premium held for 15 minutes, per token, in a mint-off window since July (weekend report). Tickers, not company logos.

HIMS traded +317.6% above its Friday reference on the weekend of 29 Aug, while no new tokens could be created.

HIMS
HIMS · weekend of 29 Aug 2026
Weekend screen: every swap on the deepest hook-free pool (web/public/data/screen/weekends.json)
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How it works, in plain English

On weekends and US holidays nobody can create new stock tokens, so a token can trade far above the real share price. The vault offers some of your tokens for sale only above that real price, then buys them back after Monday's reopen, never paying more than the fresh price plus 1%. The difference is extra tokens for you.

  1. Step 1
    Connect
    your wallet on Robinhood Chain testnet.
  2. Step 2
    Deposit
    stock tokens you already hold. You add no new exposure: you held them anyway.
  3. Step 3
    Withdraw
    any weekday. After a weekend where the token spiked, you can get back more tokens than you put in.

What it would have done, per $1,000 of tokens deposited

A big spike weekend+3.8% (HIMS) to +7.1% (GLXY); on 1 of these 3, part of the buyback was still waiting on Monday (valued at the cap)
A normal weekendabout 0%: nothing sells (191 of 198 ticker-weekends)
The worst weekend we replayed-0.1% (NU, 2026-09-12), mostly the gas we charge each weekend ($1 per $1,000)
Fee10% of profit, nothing otherwise
Capacity todayabout $1,647 per pool can be bought back on Monday within the 1% cap (middle of 5 weekends where the cap was reached; range $0 to $5,198)

Simulated on real weekend swaps, with our own orders in the pool. Past weekends do not predict the next one. If the price opens higher on Monday, the vault buys back what it can within its cap and retries, so you can end with fewer tokens than you deposited. Unaudited. Testnet only.

Excludes LP fee income, after the fee on profit and gas. Source: web/public/data/supply/replay.json (backtest/src/supply.ts).

MetaVault (deposit dollars instead of tokens) is experimental, coming later: its weekly picker, replayed with only the data it would have had, did not pick HIMS before the 29 Aug spike.

Try the vault on testnet

Four things you can do

See the premium, learn from past weekends, place your own sell order, or let the vault do it for you.

  1. 1. See it

    Monitor

    • Pool holds at least $10,000
    • A $1,000 swap moves it less than 2%
    • Traded in the last 6 hours
    • Robinhood's quote spread under 1%
    • GeckoTerminal agrees within 2%

    Every token's pool price against Robinhood's real share price, live. A premium counts as verified only if it passes every check above; the rest are shown with the reason.

    Open the monitor
  2. 2. Learn from history

    Weekend report

    $2,488,112 in the weekend of Sat 29 – Sun 30 Aug

    Paid above the reference on buys priced >5% above it, per mint-off window since 3 Jul. Total $3,615,326 by 23,306 wallets.

    Read the report
  3. 3. Act yourself

    Sell order

    Sell above the real price. How often HIMS got there:
    • +40%1 of 6 windows
    • +20%1 of 6 windows
    • +10%1 of 6 windows

    Your own wallet, your own Uniswap position; Offmint never holds your tokens. If it fills you hold USDG, not the stock. Testnet only.

    Place a sell order
  4. 4. Or let the vault do it

    Vault

    • GLXY, 2026-09-12+7.1%
    • HIMS, 2026-08-29+3.8%
    • NU, 2026-09-12-0.1%

    A normal weekend: about 0% (nothing sells, 191 of 198 ticker-weekends).

    Simulated on real weekend swaps with our orders in the pool, per $1,000 deposited, after the 10% fee on profit. Can end below what you deposited. Unaudited.

    Try the vault on testnet

Minting is off 31.2% of the time

New stock tokens can only be created while the real market is open. Robinhood's tokenization window runs Monday 02:00 to Saturday 02:00 (Berlin time) and is closed on US market holidays; outside it, tokens still trade onchain but nobody can mint or redeem them, so nothing pulls the price back to the real share price.

Weekends
52 × 48 h = 2,496 h
US market holidays
10 days = 240 h
Minting off in 2026
2,736 h of 8,760 h
Share of the calendar
31.23%
longest window 72 h
The 10 windows that include a US holiday
From (UTC)To (UTC)HoursWhy
2026-01-01 01:002026-01-02 01:0024New Year's Day
2026-01-17 01:002026-01-20 01:0072weekend + Martin Luther King Jr. Day
2026-02-14 01:002026-02-17 01:0072weekend + Washington's Birthday
2026-04-03 00:002026-04-06 00:0072weekend + Good Friday
2026-05-23 00:002026-05-26 00:0072weekend + Memorial Day
2026-06-19 00:002026-06-22 00:0072weekend + Juneteenth
2026-07-03 00:002026-07-06 00:0072weekend + Independence Day (observed)
2026-09-05 00:002026-09-08 00:0072weekend + Labor Day
2026-11-26 01:002026-11-27 01:0024Thanksgiving Day
2026-12-25 01:002026-12-28 01:0072weekend + Christmas Day

Our assumption: A US holiday is mint-off from 02:00 Berlin on the holiday to 02:00 the next day, merged with an adjacent weekend. Weekend windows are 47 h and 49 h on the two daylight-saving weekends, which cancel out. Sources: Minting and burning are not supported outside the tokenization window; Stock Tokens still trade onchain · Tokenization window: Monday 02:00 until Saturday 02:00 CET/CEST, closed on US market holidays · US market holidays. Data: web/public/data/mintoff.json.

The week, as the market sees it

Stock tokens trade 24/7. New ones can only be created while the real market is open: not on weekends or US market holidays.

Mon
Minting on
Tue
Minting on
Wed
Minting on
Thu
Minting on
Fri
Minting on
Sat
Minting off
Sun
Minting off
Sat 00:00 → Mon 00:00 UTC: supply can't respond. Robinhood's tokenization window: Mon 02:00 → Sat 02:00 CET/CEST, closed on weekends and US market holidays (Robinhood Chain docs, About Stock Tokens).

Minting off. Prices up.

Largest weekend premium over the Friday reference, same scale for every bar.

  • HIMS
    new listing, no Chainlink feed · 29 Aug
    +317.6%
  • MSTR
    has a Chainlink feed · 29 Aug
    +243.3%
  • GLXY
    new listing, no Chainlink feed · 12 Sep
    +186.1%
  • RKLB
    has a Chainlink feed, any weekend
    +35.8%
  • Large caps
    NVDA, TSLA, AAPL, SPY: highest of the four, any weekend
    +2.6%
  • HIMSon weekdays
    95th percentile, minting on
    +0.41%

Two real weekends

HIMSweekend of 29 Aug 2026
+317.6%
peak $124.70 over $29.87
HIMS/USDG, deepest hook-free Uniswap v4 pool, Robinhood Chain mainnet, 2026-08-29 → 2026-08-31. 30-min candles from every swap. Reference is the pool price at Fri 20:00 UTC; the NYSE close was $28.84.
GLXYweekend of 12 Sept 2026
+186.1%
peak $69.73 over $24.37
GLXY/USDG, deepest hook-free Uniswap v4 pool, Robinhood Chain mainnet, 2026-09-12 → 2026-09-14. 30-min candles from every swap.

A Chainlink feed doesn't make a token immune. In 13 mint-off windows (3 Jul to 26 Sept), a token held more than 10% above its reference for an hour or more 19 times: 16 on tokens without a feed (LMT +53.5% on 5 Sept, for 13.2 h) and 3 on tokens with one (MSTR, RKLB). The largest names (NVDA, TSLA, AAPL, SPY) never went above 2.6%.

Spike counts: our weekend report (every hook-free USDG pool, premium held at least 15 minutes vs the official close). Feed list: Chainlink's reference data directory (35 Robinhood Chain stock feeds).

Bars and charts: our weekend screen, 8 weekends (2026-08-01 to 2026-09-19), every swap on each ticker's deepest hook-free pool. Reference: the Chainlink close where a feed exists, otherwise the pool price at Fri 20:00 UTC.

How it works, with real numbers

Simulated weekend on the real GLXY pool, mainnet fork @ block 71,241,990.

01
Friday close
100 GLXY
held · Friday price $25.41
02
Sell ladder posted
30 GLXY
placed in 4 steps above Friday's price
+40%6.0
+25%7.5
+15%9.0
+8%7.5
03
Weekend spike fills all 4
$957.43
collected in USDG, each step sold above its floor
04
Monday buyback, capped
106.31 GLXY
bought back 37.02 at ≤ fresh price + 1%, after the 0.70 GLXY fee

Simulated: contracts/test/Fork.t.sol test_fork_fullCycle_squeezeLockBuyback: simulated +70% weekend spike, Monday reopen at +1%, on the real pool, block 71241990. Per step: $210.54 / $272.32 / $248.92 / $225.65. Real fills would be lower: our own orders shrink the spike they sell into.

What the bot can and cannot do

Can
  • Place the sell ladder when minting closes
  • Settle after the market reopens with a fresh price
  • Run the weekly pick for MetaVault
Cannot, enforced by the contracts
  • Withdraw your funds, or send them anywhere
  • Sell below Friday's price plus the step threshold
  • Buy back above the price cap
  • Pick a blacklisted ticker
  • Change its own limits

It's a rules-based bot, not AI. If it stops, anyone can arm or settle after a grace period.

Verified live premiums only: every row passed the quality checks below.

TickerToken priceReferencePremium$ to move +10%Session
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Live. Token price: the deepest hook-free Uniswap v4 pool, read onchain. Reference: Robinhood's Stock Token API quote (multiplier-adjusted).Verified = pool TVL ≥ $10,000, a $1,000 swap moves it < 2%, a swap in the last 6 h, quote spread ≤ 1% and not halted, and GeckoTerminal agrees within 2%. Refreshed every 60 s.

Paid above the reference
$3,615,326

On buys priced >5% above the reference, 13 windows since 3 Jul.

Wallets
23,306

Distinct wallets that made those 121,925 buys.

Minting off
31.2%

Of 2026: weekends plus US market holidays, 2,736 hours.

Straight answers.
Including the awkward ones.

Can I lose money?

Yes. If the price opens higher on Monday, the vault buys back only what it can within its 1% cap and retries, so you can end with fewer tokens than you deposited. The worst weekend we replayed was -0.1%, mostly gas. Unaudited, testnet only. It is not risk-free.

Isn't this just a Uniswap limit order?

Mechanically, yes: a one-sided range above the price is a limit order. What Offmint adds is where to put it (anchored to the verified reference, never to a pool that is already spiking), when (only while minting is off), and a capped buyback after Monday's reopen. The sell order page lets you place one yourself.

Does it calm the spike?

Not at today's size. Our replays show it can trim a thin pool's peak, but the buyback on Monday is limited by pool depth, so capacity is small. We say so rather than claim we fix the market.

What if Robinhood trades stocks on weekends?

It confirms the demand. On 29 Sep 2026 Robinhood announced 24/7 trading, weekends included, for a curated list of US stocks and ETFs in its app, pending regulatory review and planned for early next year (Robinhood newsroom). It isn't live yet, it starts with a curated list, and the announcement doesn't mention Stock Tokens: new tokens can still only be minted inside the tokenization window. Thin new listings, where the spikes we measured happened, may stay outside that list. Where a live weekend price does exist, the ladder can anchor to it instead of Friday's close, so it sells only into scarcity, not into news.

Why is capacity so small?

On Monday the vault must buy back within 1% of the fresh price. In our replays that absorbed about $1,647 per pool (middle of 5 capped weekends). Deeper pools or other buyback routes would raise it.

Is the bot an AI?

No. The keeper is a rules-based bot: threshold checks against a price reference. It cannot withdraw your funds or change its limits, and if it stops, anyone can arm or settle after a grace period.

What about MetaVault?

Experimental, coming later. Replayed with only the data it would have had, its weekly picker did not pick HIMS before the 29 Aug spike.